The man got into the bed and started reading a newspaper, while his wife was standing in front of the mirror, looking at her naked body.
“Honey, I’m getting old. I have wrinkles in my face, my boobs are sagging, my thighs are getting big and my arms are flabby.”
Her husband was completely silent, not daring to agree or disagree.
She turned to her husband: “Give me a compliment, I could really use one right now.”
He replied, “Eh… it could be worse. At least your eyesight is as good as ever!”
… and that’s when the fight started.