Funny Joke: A young man knocks on a couple's door late

It's cold, it's wet, the husband opens the door, most displeased about being disturbed so late.

The young man asks "could you give us a push?"

The husband replies "it's 3am, it's - 2 outside, push yourself" and slams the door in his face.

The husband gets into bed, and his wife asks "who was that?!"

"oh some young lad that said he needs a push. He's young and strong, he can do it himself"

The wife replies "oh love, remember when we broke down a couple of months ago, we would've done anything for a push to the garage, come on, do a good deed and help the poor chap."

Feeling guilty, the husband gets out of bed, puts on his dressing gown and goes outside. He looks up and down the street, but can't see a broken down car, or anyone in sight.

The man calls out" hello? Do you still need a push? I'll give you a hand... Where are you?! "

From the play park across the street, the young man calls out to him

"I'm over here on the swing!"