Funny Joke: What's the secret to a long marriage?
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A reporter was doing a human interest story for a local newspaper, and was interviewing an elderly couple celebrating sixty years of marriage. The obvious question the reporter posed was "What's the secret to a long marriage?"
"Oh," the old man started. "well, every week we make sure to go out and have a nice, romantic candlelit dinner. She goes tuesdays, I go thursdays."
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