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Funny Joke: My Husband Shock

HAMZA CHAIRI

août 14, 2024

A man tells his friend that he thinks his wife's hearing is going bad. His friend told him to ask a question from far, get closer and ask again if she does not respond. So he goes home and try that. He asks "what's for dinner?"

No response.

So he got closer and asked again. He did this 2 more times and finally he heard from his wife "For the fourth time, CHICKEN!"

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