Funny Joke: Good News for my wife
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks,
"Why are you so happy?"
The wife says,
"The doctor told me that for
a forty-five year old woman,
I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?"
quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old a$$?"
She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."